Metal on meat

[postlink]https://cansongs.blogspot.com/2015/03/metal-on-meat.html[/postlink]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWt7V-E9S7Uendofvid [starttext]Nothing new or specially appealing with this tune, but sometimes you need a tube like this to put you out of the musical mainstream misery. Plus, it's got apocalypse, robots and a chick in bondage (you don't wanna know what happens with her at the end, or do ya?). Oh, and a thing missing from almost every video: a story.[endtext]

Metal on meat

Bitch of Peaches

[postlink]https://cansongs.blogspot.com/2014/10/bitch-of-peaches.html[/postlink]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6d5a6eg9kEendofvid [starttext]I've known the folks in Bitches & Peaches for a while, and although we parted ways long ago, I've always collaborated with whatever project they were at the time. Their latest incarnation has had a bit of a success, if only production-wise, but they haven't quite managed to record some fancy video to showcase their talents. That's why I'd rather pass on live renditions and post some crap by Ontarian expat Merrill Beth Nisker, hereby known as «that kinda bitch». Too bad I couldn't find that footage where she pees on her pants...[endtext]

Bitch of Peaches

Francofília

[postlink]https://cansongs.blogspot.com/2014/10/francofilia.html[/postlink]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f03KAiuMVRwendofvid [starttext]

Quand je pense à Fernande
je bande, je bande;
quand j' pense à Felicie
je bande aussi;
quand j' pense à Léonor,
mon dieu je bande encore!
Mais, quand j' pense à Lulu,
là je ne bande plus:
la bandaison papa,
ça n' se commande pas.

Si no fóra perquè sabem que la Bruni ho ha fet amb el Sarkozy, esta versió de la cançó més cantada (i més explícita) del repertori del setori resultaria molt meś sensual del que és, amb l'expatriada piemontesa pensant en noms francòfons de xicones i la pulsió sexual que ix de resultes. Potser esta nit a Russafa esta la cante Pujadó, però sent que, a més d'Antonio Selfa, Joaquin Carbonell i els Pretendents de Marineta estarà Eva Dénia...[endtext]

Francofília

Don't fuck with Amanda Palmer

[postlink]https://cansongs.blogspot.com/2013/07/dont-fuck-with-amanda-palmer.html[/postlink]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c7-nHHZ86oendofvid [starttext]

Dear daily mail, 

It has come to my recent attention 

that my recent appearance at Glastonbury Festival kindly received a mention: 

I was doing a number of things on that stage up to and including singing songs, like you do, 

but you chose to ignore that and, instead, you published a feature review of my boob! 

Because whosoever fucks with Amanda Fucking Palmer might get a full frontal response in the key of a waltz: thus happened to an unsuspecting English tabloid -because it has both an Irish and a Scottish edition- what chose to focus the spotlight on a rogue nipple rather than writing about her musical skills, which happen to deserve attention, if only for her ukelele-driven Radiohead covers. So Neil Gaiman's (!) proud wife mailed back with a vengeance...
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Don't fuck with Amanda Palmer

Initialen B.B.

[postlink]https://cansongs.blogspot.com/2011/12/initialen-bb.html[/postlink]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFUgAXcLD3Mendofvid
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Seeing Dirk Albert Felsenheimer -zat's a cooler name than Bela B.- overacting when in Die Ärzte it's no wonder he'd end up releasing some solo shit... but what took him so long, then?

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Initialen B.B.

Olha pra a sua cara

[postlink]https://cansongs.blogspot.com/2011/09/olha-pra-sua-cara.html[/postlink]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhW5K2UBVMendofvid
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Grande pátria desimportante,
em nenhum instante
eu vou te trair;
não vou te trair!

A maior parte da gente só conhece a Gal Costa fazer versões de Jobim e Caetano, mais no ano 1994 ela causou grande impressão por cantar este anti-hino dedicado ao seu povo com todo o seu peito.

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Olha pra a sua cara